Sunday, February 6, 2011

I smoked yesdurday.

I smoked yesterday. I smoked just a little bit of this sticky weed I found. Is was really good. After about 4 hits I loaded half of my pipes bowl with the sinsemilla. I put the mouthpeice to my lips and started inhaling. The smoke burned my throat and made my lungs heave for air.

 I was either dehydrated or hungry because for each attempt at standing up, I would nearly faint. The feeling was horrible. To someone else this feeling would be very scary, somewhat similar to that policeman who smoked a zip and thought he oded. I however am different I have been through this before in my younger days.

This is what I have learned. A technique to not freak out like your having a heart attack and you keep fainting and shit. Follow these steps.

(1) Lower yourself  as close to the ground as possible to reduce the falling distance.

(2) Walk crawl and/or walk down the stairs. If no stairs in house hold skip this step.

(3) Walk into your kitchen and pour a glass of water.Bottled water optional. If water is not in kitchen get water in that location and go back into the kitchen.

(4) Grab One jar of jam or jelly;One jar of penut butter, homemade optional;Two to four slices of bread, potato bread is recommended, if you do not have potato bread i suggest white or raisin bread; One plate; one butter knife or fork.

(5) Wash your hands.

(6) Toast bread to a gental crisp in a toaster oven.

(7)  Put the  two slices of toast  opposite of each other on the plate.

(8) Grab butter knife and spread a nice scoop of penut butter on the toast. Do the same with the other piece of toast, except this stime we are going to use the jam or jelly. I always use fruit preserves. You can always add banana, raisins, apples, etc.

(9) Put the whole sandwich into the  toaster oven. toast until top is brown.

(10) Enjoy. You can even sell them for profit.


  1. At first I thought this was a not green out guide, then i saw it was munchies guide hahahaha

  2. haha I would buy one those munchies sound so damn good.

  3. Luckily I've never had any bad trip.

  4. peanut butter and jell sandwiches ftw

  5. Goddamn. I've never been that high in my life. Maybe when I was drunk, but I'd always pass out soon after.

    I don't think I'd like to get that baked.