Today I was called into work. My old manager found a new job so she was replaced by a new manager, his name is Ron. Now, before I go on any further Ron Is a homosex, I have never really been around a homosex. I have not even tried to talk to them. I am not prejudice against homosexuals, if that is what you think, but it is very awkward talking to them.
The first time I actually met this new manager was when I was totally baked for the first time at this job and the first time in two weeks. I introduced myself, and at the time I was very paranoid. This motherfucker comes up to me and in the most homosex voice ever he says,
"Oh, my, God. We made it to $$$$. That is, FANTABILOUS,"
I just stood there contemplating what i would say back. As a heterosexual individual I am not very keen in homosex speek, I was also blazed out of my mind at the time. So all I did was bust out laughing in my "holy shit im high as fuck and that shit was fucking hilarious" laugh. It is so weird having to talk to a homosex. They are just like regular people except realy realy gay. I cant take this guy seriously because he acts like a girl. What am I to do?
To all the homosexuals out there, sorry if this was offensive. I was not trying to be. And I think homosex is a term for the ages.