Saturday, March 12, 2011

What you wanna do bout my blog? Fucking egg time bitch!!!

What you wanna do bout my blog?

Fucking egg time.

1-4 eggs

some cinnamon

bread

milk

syrup



whip eggs with a lil bit of milk.

Whip those fucking eggs,
WHIP THOSE EGGS LIKE YOU FUCKING LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
WHIP THOSE EGGS LIKE IF THOSE EGGS WERE NOT BEATTEN AT ALL AND THE YOKE WAS INTACT, THAT THE EGGS WHOULD BE WHIPPED IN 2 SECONDS.
DO THAT SHIT FOR LIKE 10 MINS UNTIL THEY HAVE A MOUSSE LIKE CONSISTENCY.

Throw some motherfucking dry as god damn fucking worst teaspoon ever to touch my mouth ass cinnamon in it!!!!
Only a motherfucking Pinch though!!

DIP SOME MOTHERFUCKING BREAD IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BITCH OR I'M GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FORCE YOUR MOTHER,AND DEPENDING ON IF HER MOTHER IS ALIVE, HER MOTHER, AND I AM GOING TO FORCE THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

DON'T DIP THE BREAD TOO MUCH DIPSHIT. LOOK BITCH. YOUR BREAD IS ALL SOGGY AND IS GOING TO FALL APART BECAUSE YOU ARE AN INFERIOR LITTLE DUST BALL.

Cook on a frying pan loaded with butter.



Wait load the butter.  MORE BUTTER. BACON GREASE ALSO.  FUCK MAKE BACON.

AFTER MAKING BACON MAKE THE CINNAMON EGG TOASTIES.

EAT SITTING IN A FUCKING MCDONALDS LIKE A BOSS. DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR JUG OF MILK IN A COOLER.


That is all

27 comments:

  1. haha. i wanna read these cool posts

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  2. That's some extreme egg recipe. I honestly don't know, though, what's supposed to come out of it lol.

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  3. Whoa dude.. lol.

    Kinda intense breakfast recipe there. :)

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  4. nice...will give it a try - just like a boss

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  5. will make, and show off my cooking skills in maccy d's

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  6. MORE FUCKING WHISKEY. WE USE ALOT OF FUCKING WHISKEY. THEN MORE BACON. Lol

    F&S

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  7. just do it with bacon ^^
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  8. YAY EGGTIME!! seriously lol'ed with the mcdonalds part! LIKE A BAWS
    following :)

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  9. Now I'm craving some eggs.....

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  10. Haha! I like your style :P
    + 1 follower!

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  11. haha :D good text, funny read :)

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  12. Haha, you should totally publish a cookbook written in this style.

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  13. I think someone has some anger issues, lol

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  14. Never heard of French toast being made in such a hateful way. I LIKE IT!

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  15. hhaahaha what the hell ?Charlie sheen cooking show?

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  16. eggs are strong protein


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  17. Now I want pancakes. With Nutella.

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