Things to say during awkward silences

Awkward silences cause stress, stress causes illness, illness can lead to death, which potentially makes them as dangerous as nuclear fission weaponry, anthrax, flu shots, and even LSD. The community needs to become aware of the dangerous practice and how close to home it really is. Do you know that independent studies have shown that for an average 60 minute conversation with a stranger that there is an average awkward silence at 80% of the whole conversation. Just speaking to people is like being a human target, there is not safe way to hold a conversation any more in a safe setting. Recent research has shown that even when the conversation is scripted that there is an awkward silence for 20% of the time.
Humans should evolve in how we communicate. I for one believe that humans should only speak to each other during fornication. men should only talk to other men via text. By removing oneself from the temptation that causes awkwardness, awkward silences can be reduced to 2% of the time.

Freemont Street Expirience

The Freemont Street Experience is always wonderful. The complete street is lined with a shader housing screens. The screens project a wonderful light show that is free to the public and is a place to always hear wonderful tunes. Men playing the bass with their teeth, smooth jazz saxophonists blaring wild music over an amplifier, Men playing tom drums with drumsticks, oh and they even have a stage with live music. Dang Las Vegas is sick. I always like to stop by at the Griffin, they have a really chill atmosphere and great music. I always end up getting kicked out though, I don't know why. Maybe because I get really drunk before I go inside, or maybe it is because I have never bought a drink from their bars, or maybe its because I dance a little crazy........... I don't know, but I am going to grow a beard before I ever go in there again. I like insert coins, its pretty chill, you can rent a game controller and play street fighter or nazi zombies right at the bar, they also have great music and a very spacious dance floor. Beauty bar is pretty nice as well, cute bartender, chill music, crazy people, and pajamas. I like how BB has live music acts as well, I want to go to a show there stat. The bar right across the street from BB is cool too but I guess not enough for me to remember its name. Its always crowded because it stays open up late. 

Note: Watch out for homeless people. They are everywhere trying to get your money. Use your best judgement. You can usually score drugs here pretty easily, be carful though, they are usually pretty sketchy. 

5 tips to getting over writers block

Writers block can be most devastating, especially when something is due the next day. Why keep suffering from this issue? Get yourself cured of your writers block by following my 5 easy to do exercises.


1. Change your perception.
         Do what you can to change how you perceive situations. Emulate something that is not oneself, create another state of mind.

2. Move
          Exercise improves blood flow, which insures that your mind stays alert. Don't get tired and lazy, get up and move.

3.Take mushrooms
          Taking mushrooms is something that everyone should do in their life. Mushrooms can unlock an incredible amount of creativity and will make your life better in the long run as well.

4.Create art
          Stimulate your creativity by being creative. Making music, drawing, painting, sculpting, etc. will get your creative juices flowing and make writing a breeze.

5.Be wierd
          Nothing says creative like some weird shit.




There you are fellow interwebbers and human beings. Let me know how the shrooms work out for yah. Feel free to donate, I really need a new car.

Sneaking into EDC 2013

  As some of you may know, last month EDC Las Vegas transformed the Las Vegas speedway into a Electronic play-pit full of all sorts of different surprises and attractions. Giant sunglasses etched with electrolite wire was surrounded by a Giant faux boombox and along with multiple carnival rides (all designed to make you sick). I chose to go on the antigravity ride and attempt to stand and almost coated the entire whirling disk with the lunch I just recently ate. While I was sitting criss cross applesauce on this ride, I would feel as though I was floating between two different spinning worlds with two sets of gravity. I thought about Karma, then the awful feeling that I felt, and decided that sneaking in was totally worth it.

 ASK ME HOW

In every day I fUck myself

Runnin amokk, woah what a day to begin to write as I am doing now. I bought some of that dank dank butter cup yah noe what I mean bby doll? And Im just chillin here and not wanting to go outside but I reallly should go outside. So I am thinking I will go outside later. But I have been going on a bing lately, like bretty pad binge bro. But not really that bad. I have been wanting to buy drugs but I cannot get any drugs. I am however content with smoking cannabis and reading. There is an issue now though, I have been wasting by weed by smoking it and not doing anything. But Im broke so that is there too.

Fuck IM begging you please please send me money. Please Im so hungy. I have not eaten anything in the past 2 days. I want some food.

But anyway wth was I even talking about bby cakes? idk. Well blogging is pretty cool I guess.

Peticulat on an arrival

  An arrival from what I don't even really know yet. Maybe what I was looking for and what I left are just different forms of the same thing, and life will be the same but different next time. The lumpy and tough bed I am laying on at this moment is very uncomfortable. My neck feels as though it will never be the same and this is all because of the stress caused by the weight of my body pressing my neck against the edge of the bed. Cool jets of air absorb the heat of the outside and create an atmosphere comfort and security. "Get the fuck out of the room you dipshit!" I thought to myself, but I never moved. I just sat and hid from the heat of the world, outside of my place of residence you can fry an egg on the sidewalk, bake muffins in a car, among other damage that can be caused upon someone by heat.

 Feel the breeze johnny, look about, feel the breeze in your fingers touche the taste of the wind let it lap at your fingers and twist about through your hair. Sit down Johnny, sit down and really think about it, think about what its saying to you Johnny. Can you hear it speaking? Its speaking from all directions. its very faint Johnny, it is speaking your name can you feel it Johnny?

The Glass Castle

The widowers begun to laugh,

Living their lives as glass,

But if anything is glass,

It is the glass of a mask,

truthful was not the word to describe such a man of decadence and lies,

That one may be called a spy just for stating the truth, 

Glass is strong,

Glass kills spies,

Glass gets foggy when you catch him in a lie

Baby Baby Baby, 

you know I got the sinner,

its in me all the times,

I feel as though Im done and out,

But I think of you all the time,

By do I do what You want me to,

Why do I think that you want me for love?!

Oh

Artificial

The wind and birds move me,

Gracefully they sing their song,

The wavelength of touch, the movement I see,

Cool air chills but I am content,

Swim in my thoughts,

Take a seat, pitch your tent,

Fill me up,

Read my book,

Watch me breath,

Our frequency,

Soft light kisses the flesh,

The brittle leaves break their stems,

Green is so significant,

Why is it not to man,

Eternal perplexity,

Impartial memories,

Are we I or are we one,

Subconscious breaks in the imortal one,

Pale as night,

Soft as steel,

See my sight,

Hear the squeal,

Gasp for breath,

Breath for life,

Eternal darkness,

Eternal light.