Unraveling Fate

Unraveling Fate

This Is my new song. Made this in 3 hours.. It is really good.

Swell Movements by Axon Degeneration

Things I Learned At Work

  This is a list of valuable lessons I have learned from different jobs I have had. Read this list and remember as much as you can. This is just a small amount of what I have learned, nevertheless it is important.

• Do not be yourself
• Lie
• Do not talk about coworkers to other co workers
• Do not have sex with a coworker unless you know you will not be working with them for long
• Do not trust your coworkers
• Learn everyones name as soon as possible
• Do not be boring
• Be cool with everyone
• Buy kool-aid and shit so everyone likes you
• Do the best job you possibly can
• Do not work for a flat hourly rate
• Do not work at Johnny Rockets
• Do not work at a grocery store
• Do not take pens home
• Shower regularly
• Just leave your manager's Justin Beiber song on, it will end eventually
• Do not be the company bitch
• Do not dress up like a penguin when you have a fever and bronchitis
• Do not drink while on the job
• Take all your breaks and lunches
• Have a written copy of your hours worked
• Try to arrive to work 15 minutes early
• Leave if the job makes you miserable
• If you smoke weed/do drugs do not accept the promotion
• Hair tests are hard to pass
• Pee tests are easy to pass
• Hide your boner, Pro tip: Bite your wrist and think of dead babies
• If someone you are attracted to gives you their number, be sure to label it correctly
• Correctly label the member of the opposite sex's number
• Keep your clothes clean and pressed
• Manage your hair
• Be your managers friend but not too much
• Learn the place before you slack or mess around
• Take advantage of any discounts
• Avoid having your friends visit you at work
• Eat before work
• Be prepared for anything
• Be truthful
• Love your job or find a new one

First time for everything

  Today I was called into work. My old manager found a new job so she was replaced by a new manager, his name is Ron. Now, before I go on any further Ron Is a homosex, I have never really been around a homosex. I have not even tried to talk to them. I am not prejudice against homosexuals, if that is what you think, but it is very awkward talking to them.
   The first time I actually met this new manager was when I was totally baked for the first time at this job and the first time in two weeks. I introduced myself, and at the time I was very paranoid. This motherfucker comes up to me and in the most homosex voice ever he says,
"Oh, my, God. We made it to $$$$. That is, FANTABILOUS,"
I just stood there contemplating what i would say back. As a heterosexual individual I am not very keen in homosex speek, I was also blazed out of my mind at the time. So all I did was bust out laughing in my "holy shit im high as fuck and that shit was fucking hilarious" laugh. It is so weird having to talk to a homosex. They are just like regular people except realy realy gay. I cant take this guy seriously because he acts like a girl. What am I to do?

To all the homosexuals out there, sorry if this was offensive. I was not trying to be. And I think homosex is a term for the ages.