Freemont Street Expirience

The Freemont Street Experience is always wonderful. The complete street is lined with a shader housing screens. The screens project a wonderful light show that is free to the public and is a place to always hear wonderful tunes. Men playing the bass with their teeth, smooth jazz saxophonists blaring wild music over an amplifier, Men playing tom drums with drumsticks, oh and they even have a stage with live music. Dang Las Vegas is sick. I always like to stop by at the Griffin, they have a really chill atmosphere and great music. I always end up getting kicked out though, I don't know why. Maybe because I get really drunk before I go inside, or maybe it is because I have never bought a drink from their bars, or maybe its because I dance a little crazy........... I don't know, but I am going to grow a beard before I ever go in there again. I like insert coins, its pretty chill, you can rent a game controller and play street fighter or nazi zombies right at the bar, they also have great music and a very spacious dance floor. Beauty bar is pretty nice as well, cute bartender, chill music, crazy people, and pajamas. I like how BB has live music acts as well, I want to go to a show there stat. The bar right across the street from BB is cool too but I guess not enough for me to remember its name. Its always crowded because it stays open up late. 

Note: Watch out for homeless people. They are everywhere trying to get your money. Use your best judgement. You can usually score drugs here pretty easily, be carful though, they are usually pretty sketchy. 

Sneaking into EDC 2013

  As some of you may know, last month EDC Las Vegas transformed the Las Vegas speedway into a Electronic play-pit full of all sorts of different surprises and attractions. Giant sunglasses etched with electrolite wire was surrounded by a Giant faux boombox and along with multiple carnival rides (all designed to make you sick). I chose to go on the antigravity ride and attempt to stand and almost coated the entire whirling disk with the lunch I just recently ate. While I was sitting criss cross applesauce on this ride, I would feel as though I was floating between two different spinning worlds with two sets of gravity. I thought about Karma, then the awful feeling that I felt, and decided that sneaking in was totally worth it.

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Kick Me in the Nuts for 20 Bucks

   In the City of Las Vegas the art hustling has achieved a new all time high. The competition on the strip is fierce, with Dora the Explorer having a vicious turf battle with transformers bumblebee, as well as Micheal Jackson being upstaged by a 3 year old in a spider man costume during his own performance, If you want to make it big on the strip you need a big idea. When I say big idea I mean BIG. Recently while on the strip I stumbled upon a group of men who will make it big one day but not before a couple of trips to the emergency room as well as some much needed surgery.

   For a small fee of 20 American dollars you can have the chance to live your most desired fantasy, only if your greatest fantasy is to kick a man in the nuts as hard as you can. The fascinating work that these young men are doing is very inspirational as well as mysterious. How miserable does a man get before he turns to selling his body to the public? Are these men worse or better than prostitutes? Can getting your testicles removed be a lucrative business decision? All these questions will be answered next time on RP.

Vegas Shenanigans

Las Vegas is a clusterfuck of drunks, hookers, Asians, and grandparents, with night life notorious for amnesia, violence, sex and bankruptcy. A place people are tricked to go to by movies, television shows, and their own imaginations.

As a Las Vegas local I will record my adventures as well as my down falls in the city that never sleeps.

I wonder what blog this is going to.

So i just got this new phone and it does not have auto correct like my last phone. Tha phone is sick though. I am going to do a review soon.

I'm going to go skating later today. I will take some pictures as well as some videos. I guess that I am going to have to program this phones dictionary myself.

Oh and here are some pics from First Friday in downtown Las Vegas.